Showing posts with label flagrant self promotion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label flagrant self promotion. Show all posts

18.8.09

Foodie Blog Roll


So, as you may have noticed I'm part of a foodie bloglist. You can see the application on the left side of the screen. Akin to googling yourself, I searched Courtzilla on the browse blogs portion of their website.

What tags did they designate for my humble blog?

Tags: recipes, college, easy, humor, dinosaurs, 30 minute meals, 5 ingredients or less

Recipes, college, easy, humor, 30 minute meals, 5 ingredients... all legit.

But DINOSAURS?

I literally snorted into my diet coke. I feel like I should cook up a massive steak and call it like a brontosaurus slab or something. How much do you want to bet that I'm the only one on the Foodie Blog Roll with a "dinosaur" tab.

Keep your eyes peeled for a new post or two this evening.

Dinos for life,

<3 Courtzilla

14.7.09

Delay...again

Sorry again for the delay... it was my birthday! Very busy...

Got some fun things coming up!

-Fruit with balsamic vinegar - sounds weird, tastes delicious
-Sweet Italian sausage and pepper sandwich
-That French toast I never actually posted
-A very special potential guest blog. Yes, you can be a guest on Courtzilla!!

Stay tuned!

<3 Courtzilla

7.7.09

Tales from the crypt.

Just wanted to check in and say... I'm not dead. Holidays are over, and I've got 3 posts to put up... they include...

- tomato and green bean salad
- greek chicken
- cinnamon french toast

I just need to find some spare time to freaking put them up! Keep watching this space folks.

Love you all.

<3 Courtzilla

1.6.09

Blueberry Buttermilk Cake


Ho. Ho boy. When I came home today I had no intentions of making this. I was going to make meatballs. And mashed potatoes. And asparagus.

Then I looked in the fridge.... and realized I had about a quart of blueberries that weren't going to make it much longer. What to make what to make....

THIS.

- Photo and original recipe are from Smitten Kitchen, Deb is a genius people.


This is so much more than just a cake people. It's transcendent. Light, fluffy, and wonderfully blueberry-ey. And this time, I took pictures. Look I'm learning!

List of ingredients:
- 1 cup flour
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
- 1/2 tsp baking soda
- 1/4 tsp salt
- 1/2 stick (1/4 cup) softened butter (I used unsalted)
- 2/3 cup sugar, plus a bit more to sprinkle over the top later
- 1/2 tsp vanilla
- 1 egg
- about 1 cup of blueberries or whatever other berry you want to put in there.
- 1/2 cup buttermilk... who keeps buttermilk you ask? No one. So first I'll show you how to make it.

Ok... a ton of my favorite recipes have buttermilk in them, but I clearly don't make with buttermilk on a daily basis. That's why this little trick is handy.

For buttermilk, you'll need:



No, I'm serious. That's it. A good rule of thumb is that for every cup of milk, add 1 tbsp of vinegar, then let it sit for 10 minutes. Stir, and voila! Buttermilk. Note the wine glass in the background. Pure class.

On to cake!

- Start by pre-heating your oven to 400 degrees, unless your oven is like mine and loves to burn things. In my case, I lowered it to 325 degrees.

- Butter and flour a 9" circular cake pan. Or use one of those fancy flour in a can thingers. But I can't be bothered with fancy things like that.



Just butter it.... then drop like a tablespoon of flour in the pan, and tap it around over the sink so it spreads all over, and looks like this:


Once that's done, we'll need these characters.


Whisk your flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a medium sized bowl. Set this dry mixture to the side.


Next, we'll need these ingredients. Low fat butter is for wusses.


You'll want to beat the butter and sugar until it turns a light yellow, and gets pretty fluffy. It's at this point where I wish I had an electric mixer. Alas, this was probably the best work out my arm has gotten in about a month.


Once that's done, add an egg and the vanilla. It should look like this when you're done.


Ok, so here's where it gets a little tricky...ok so not really. Basically you want to dump in about 1/3 the flour, mix it together, dump in 1/2 the buttermilk, mix, flour, mix, buttermilk, mix, end of the flour, mix until just combined. Make sense? 1/3 the flour each time, 1/2 the buttermilk in between when you mix in the flour. Why do we do this? I have no idea.


Plop it into your pan, and scatter the blueberries all over the place. Sprinkle the top with sugar.


Yipes, it started to look like Courtzilla had taken over again. Sad part - this is me trying to be neat.

Back to the cake.


Yummo.

Bake for 20 - 25 minutes. This is what it looked like after about 10 minutes in my burn-happy oven.



But Courtney, you ask, how will I know it's done? AH HA! Another trick.

Take a knife and stick it in the middle of your cake. If you pull it out, and it comes away clean, the cake is good to go.

If you pull it out, and it looks like this...

Back in the oven. This is what it looked like when I pulled it out, about another 8 minutes later.


YUM. But.... it's missing something. Something to throw it over the top in true Courtzilla fashion. Cream cheese glaze? Yes please. And it couldn't be easier.

Characters:
Blatant self promotion. Check out that SWEET Sconnie pen.

Mix together 3 tbsp of cream cheese and 3 tbsp of milk. Make sure the cream cheese is softened, or else you'll get weird lumps in the glaze. Then, add 1 cup of powdered sugar and mix. Should be about this consistancy when you pull your fork away.

Drizzle over your cake. I added a couple of fresh blueberries to the top... because I CAN.



Oh man. Oh yum. Couldn't help myself, had to take a bite.


I then managed to eat a huge slice for dinner.


Didn't miss those meatballs one bit.

Enjoy!

<3 Courtzilla

31.5.09

Courtzilla: Origins

Oh no. It has begun. I've been contemplating starting up another blog for a while, and it hit me today.

I need somewhere to save my recipes.

See, I experiment. A lot. And then I forget to save whatever scrap of paper I wrote down everything on. Then I get angry and go on a Courtzilla rampage.

This is my attempt at preventing rampages. It's for the good of all mankind really. You should be thanking me right now.

To understand this blog, you must have an understanding of me.

Courtzilla is my drunken alter ego. She's sassy. She's destructive. Best of all, she's hungry. I don't get in this state often, but when I do ... oh man.

I feel like when I cook, Courtzilla often takes over. I wake up from a daze. The kitchen is a disaster, two bottles of wine are missing, and I have a massive amount of food in front of me. I make probably about 2352 times too much food everytime I cook. I'm not neat, and I'm not organized, but damn, I can cook. I'm working on the baking thing, but cooking I have down.

So, hold hands, don't be scared. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

<3 Courtzilla